i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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