I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I wanna passion pit in your ass
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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