Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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