It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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