We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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