I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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