I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
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go home
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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