the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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