i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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