If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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