just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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