Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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