So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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