i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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