haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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