Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Why can't burritos get me drunk
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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