Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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