Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
If I die, sorry about rent.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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