so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
My penis needs a shock collar
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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