I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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