If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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