My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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