Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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