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There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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