Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
