I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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