TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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