Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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