if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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