I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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