Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
True strength comes from lack of pants
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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