My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I wish they made helmets for livers.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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