She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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