4 words: hood of his car
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
