Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
We need to get me chipped asap
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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