Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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