it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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