i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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