So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
