so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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