how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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