Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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