Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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