so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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