You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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