her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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