Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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