paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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