I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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