no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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