I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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