Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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