Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
fuck your aforementioned shoe
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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